lordemperorstarscream:
My fav homestuck fandom joke thing is that you could spoil the plot front to end and not spoil anything because it makes no sense out of context
– The biggest threats in the story have the powers to destroy entire civilizations, worlds, and even universes, these threats are: A black harlequin-dog-crow-squid hybrid wearing sunglasses. Alternate universe Guy Fieri. A stoned juggalo who just ran out of drugs. Betty Crocker who is also alien fish Nicki Minaj. A white cue ball on top of a plush puppet body. The past life version of a lucky pirate alien. An immortal fan hater throwing a cosmic tantrum at the story itself. Leprechauns.
–The biggest and most powerful forces of good in the story are: A harlequin-dog-crow-squid hybrid but colored white. A frog the size of the universe. A possibly sentient floating sky with future vision. A very good dog. Arguably 6-9 members out of a group of 12 Alien teenagers (and you will cause more than a fair share of fandom drama by arguing who are the “good ones”). 8 human teenagers who are really bad at basic communication. The reincarnations and past lives of said 8 teenagers now as adults most of which hardly talk at all, if ever. The alternate universe version of a dead fangirl. Dad. Dad 2.
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